Ginfluencer

Someone who drives another to drink.
At a time where being an influencer became a thing, a Ginfluencer has existed for decades.

It's not that I enjoy drinking, it's just that I'm dating a Ginfluencer.

Miggs'd

The art of flinging ones bodily fluids at another person or object, with a sharp flick of the wrist. Created in honor of Miggs in Silence of the Lambs for his semen-flinging scene

After I masturbated, I Miggs'd her in the grill with my nut

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Idiotwich

Describes being surrounded by people who are less-than-brilliant.

Proper usage depends on where you are located in relation to the others in the group.

See: 'First Chest'

In the middle: "Everytime I go to Three of Cups Lounge, I wind up being the meat in an idiotwich!"

At either end: "How the hell did I become a slice of bread in this idiotwich?"

deceleration trauma

A term describing damage caused by slamming or smashing something.

"My cell phone dropped out of the window and died of deceleration trauma"

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drunkalicious

Adjective to describe someone gets more attractive the more you drink.
See beer goggles and drunkfectionate

Kevin: "I had no idea she was so effing' hot !"
Dano: "She's not... she's drunkalicious"

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Fuck You, Chachi

A dismissive exclamation used to get rid of someone.
This is a masculine version of "Bye, Felicia" based on Scott Baio's political rants, referencing his role on Happy Days.

THEM: "This place sucks. You guys are so boring. "
YOU: "Fuck You, Chachi" (Said with a dismissive wave)

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Technically Reclined

Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.

Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.

"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"

"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"

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