Technically Reclined

Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.

Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.

"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"

"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"

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Fuck You, Chachi

A dismissive exclamation used to get rid of someone.
This is a masculine version of "Bye, Felicia" based on Scott Baio's political rants, referencing his role on Happy Days.

THEM: "This place sucks. You guys are so boring. "
YOU: "Fuck You, Chachi" (Said with a dismissive wave)

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nipotism

Favoritism shown or patronage granted to a person or persons with impressive nipples

JD didn't hire LA for her brains or pouring skills.
It was pure nipotism.

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deceleration trauma

A term describing damage caused by slamming or smashing something.

"My cell phone dropped out of the window and died of deceleration trauma"

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drunkalicious

Adjective to describe someone gets more attractive the more you drink.
See beer goggles and drunkfectionate

Kevin: "I had no idea she was so effing' hot !"
Dano: "She's not... she's drunkalicious"

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Fauxword

A word that is made up for some purpose and used so often, it's actually accepted as part of the vernacular, without much question.

"Come down before Halloween for our SPOOKTACULAR candy sale!"

Spooktacular would be the fauxword

Douchenetic

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."