FirstChest

-Used to describe being sandwiched between two stupid, cheap, drunk or otherwise undesirable people

Reference to Monopoly's first Community Chest space between Baltic and Mediterranean (the two cheapest properties)

When sitting at a bar and you're flanked by ugly people or losers on both sides: "How the hell did I become FirstChest?"

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nipotism

Favoritism shown or patronage granted to a person or persons with impressive nipples

JD didn't hire LA for her brains or pouring skills.
It was pure nipotism.

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stonedalicious

Description of a (often average) food or beverage, artificially enhanced by the use of marijuana.

Fratboy: "Dude. This is the most stonedalicious toast I've ever eaten!"

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Stinkronicity

When you just so happen to be in a situation where an understandable stench masks a less socially acceptable one emanated within close proximity.

Roger: "Hey Dano, check it out. I just broke wind while I was talking to that cop, but we were standing right by the sewer, so I was covered by stinkronicity"

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Switch Banks

This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.

Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)

It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause

Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."

Douchenetic

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."

JagerBombed

The act of getting wasted by drinking too many JagerBombs - a drink made by dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a glass of RedBull.

Dude, I went to Duff's Bar last night for a night cap and before I knew it, I was JagerBombed!

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