Miggs'd

The art of flinging ones bodily fluids at another person or object, with a sharp flick of the wrist. Created in honor of Miggs in Silence of the Lambs for his semen-flinging scene

After I masturbated, I Miggs'd her in the grill with my nut

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drunkalicious

Adjective to describe someone gets more attractive the more you drink.
See beer goggles and drunkfectionate

Kevin: "I had no idea she was so effing' hot !"
Dano: "She's not... she's drunkalicious"

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deceleration trauma

A term describing damage caused by slamming or smashing something.

"My cell phone dropped out of the window and died of deceleration trauma"

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stonedalicious

Description of a (often average) food or beverage, artificially enhanced by the use of marijuana.

Fratboy: "Dude. This is the most stonedalicious toast I've ever eaten!"

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Switch Banks

This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.

Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)

It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause

Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."

Stinkronicity

When you just so happen to be in a situation where an understandable stench masks a less socially acceptable one emanated within close proximity.

Roger: "Hey Dano, check it out. I just broke wind while I was talking to that cop, but we were standing right by the sewer, so I was covered by stinkronicity"

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JagerBombed

The act of getting wasted by drinking too many JagerBombs - a drink made by dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a glass of RedBull.

Dude, I went to Duff's Bar last night for a night cap and before I knew it, I was JagerBombed!

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