BILL

BILL is a good natured person, but makes terrible life decisions. Like deciding to play tennis instead of cross country OR football. And being born on Donald Trumps Birthday. He’s better than his twin though. He sometimes ends up disappointing Batman, who will disown him if he doesn’t do cross. He loves girls with the name Margot, and has loved exactly three people with that name. We all feel bad for Margot. Poor Margot. Sad, loved Margot. She’s running Cross country. Why won’t you Luke? Tennis is for old people. Soccer is better than tennis. BOWLING is better than tennis. You make us all very happy, but very sad.

Luke: Did you hear what Bill did?

Tommy: No! What did he do this time?
Luke: He one upped Chris in every sport ever!
Tommy: WOW! That’s so cool. Chris sucks

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