Bisclitussy

-When your man's asshole is infrequently cleaned, so a yeasty mass forms around it.

-Mostly occurs amoung straight man who partake in gay intercourse.

-It often comes with extra chocolate chips.

-Man you need to take a shower a Bisclitussy is forming

Bisclitussy

-When a boys bussy is so yeasty and unclean that a cocoon of yeast forms around there bootty hole making a bagel.
-This new term is mosty used in gay communities among men

Example:

I put cream cheese on John Bisclitussy, what a lovely breakfast!

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

danussy

a version of the -ussy joke genre relating to people named dan.

me: wow, the new bastille album is so good isn’t it?! dan’s voice on it sounds amazing!

my friend: yeah, he really put his whole danussy into it

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