For Shit

Or also known as fer shit, this word means that you are ass at something or someone can't do something.

Me: You're a fer-shit president. Get a life.

Trump: I also have a for shit hairstyle. Wait, fuck, I need to spray my dick more with the fucking spray tan I clogged my ass with!

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Orlanta

Apparently, a massacre happened here.

"Hey, did you hear about the Atlanta shooting?"

"That never happened. What a liar...."

"No! You heard me wrong. I said Orlanta!"

"Did you mean Orlando?"

"No- just..ugh!" *throws wad of gum at other person*

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