sideways

The condition you might find yourself in after consuming copious amounts of an adult beverage and taking a handfull of Zanax.

Look at poor Mike. Yup, he's sideways again!

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moose eye

Another one of the thousands if not tens of thousands of synonyms for coochie. See Furburger

That fat Chick is so drunk I think she's ready to give up the moose eye.

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Darby

The coolest person in the entire world. Also the center of the universe.

Darby! You are soooooo cool!

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pendulous orbs

Sagging milk mountains.

Not knowing Grandma had come for a visit and being stuffed with prune brownies, Carl burst into the bathroom only to spy her enormous, pendulous orbs.

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