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an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to as semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.
"Man, I just blew my wad in my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin awesome"
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What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.
Oh my god! I have turtle dick.
The water is so cold I got turtle dick
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The perfect couple in the ð
Tina Daren means that we are the perfect couple
an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.
"Man, I just blew my load my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin great."
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