phish

A newly incarcerated prison member. Older inmates practice the act of "phishing" in which they throw taunts out to newer members in an attempt to break the newbies spirits and fish out the weeklings from the stronger prisoners.

The online community borrowed this term and added it their lexicon with a definition of "Exploiting newer members of an online community by using their naivete to trick them into giving away IP adresses, credit card info, etc."

"We went phishing last night in order to more easily discern which new inmates would put up the least amount of fuss when we tried to elicit oral sex from them (although none of us are actually gay)."

I went phishing last night in order to find users gullible enough to give me their credit card information, so I could buy porn of guys in prison forcing others to give them oral sex (although I am not actually gay).

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spoot

Spoot is semen. Angry beavers are overly red, chafed vaginas. I've never heard of this show, but I know these words, and I have a feeling the creators of the show were putting us on with not-so-in-jokes.

Verb- Hot females make me spoot.
Noun- You got spoot all over the couch.

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Exacerbate

Means the same thing as exasperate, but sounds more like masturbate and is therefore funnier, and funner to say. Its like im getting away with something dirty, like everytime I go to the restaurant Fudrucker's.

fudrucker's exacerbates puerile wit.

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Conan

Quite possibly one of the gayest sounding names, up there with Bruce and Julius, but almost invariably attached to the coolest people ever.
Cases in point: Arthur Conan Doyle, Conan O'brien, and of course, the legendary Conan "the barbarian" of Cimmeria.

Used as an adjective or noun to describe something as excessively cool or to describe a person who is in complete control of their comic functions at all times. Usually in conjunction with an other adjective.

Noun: Olde Tymey bikes are soooo CONAN!

Wow, what you just said was completely hilarious and off the cuff. You are so totally Conan!

adj: That was a totally Conan comment you just made.

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420

To add to the definition regarding "The Waldos," I'd like to note that in an article of High Times containing an interview with the waldos, one of them told this story:
We had heard rumors that one of the members brothers had planted a pot patch in the wooded area around town. We all wanted to go look for this patch of weed, so we devised to meet eachother by the statue of Louis Pasteur after school. Since we all had after school activities or electives that lasted about fifty minutes, and since it took about ten minutes to get from school to our after school activities, and another ten minutes to walk from the activites to the statue. Since there were many of us we decided that 420 would be a good time to meet so we could go search for the patch of pot. We never did find it, but we had lots of fun getting high while trying to look for it.

Therefore, when they were at school, when they saw eachother between classes they would secretively say "420" and maybe give the thumb-and-pointer-finger-to-the-mouth sign to indicate that that was when they would meet to look for the weed patch. Since the waldos were such legendary potheads, when people who were not waldos saw this, it caught on and they assumed it was a secret code word for pot.

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lookie here

US southern slang. Usually preceded or followed by "now."
It means "listen to what I have to say next, because it is something that you were unware of or had previously been ignoring, much to our chagrin."
or can simply mean "look at this."

Now, lookie here: we don't appreciate that kind of foul language here.

Lookie here now: The way you're cutting them switches is all wrong. Use a sweeping motion.

Lookie here! It's a dodo bird!

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Irony

Whatever the situation is that you think is irony, is not. However, there is probably a cool french word that fits the exact description of what you're thinking of.

Man: Hey, I just did one thing to avoid something else, but the fact that I did that one thing actually made that something else even worse. Is this ironic?
Girl: nope, but that is a perfect example of Senaisebleuvre.

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