Wingnuts

Erect and highly visible nipples underneath clothing. See also peanut smuggling

Jeez! She's got some wingnuts on her!

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Snail trail

The pre seminal fluid left in undergarments or bedcloths following a major erection that did not result in ejaculation.

With all that lovely hifi equipment, I left a snail trail in my pants!

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Virus

A word that never fails to put a smug, self righteous grin on the kisser of every Mac user.

PeeCee user: "I reckon I've got virus on my 'puter! <boohoo>"
Mac User: "<smug, self righteous grin>"

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Croak

To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.

One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!

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Jaggy

A rectum ripping turd. Excrement that requires much effort to expell, and feels like is made of gravel and safety pins. Opposite of a slippy

Oh shit, it's a jaggy! Nnnnnnng!!!

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Amiga

The best damn computer the world has ever seen! The textbook definition of superiority over its peers.

"I wanted something that bit better - I got an Amiga!"

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Slippy

Faeces that requires no effort to eject, and requires no wiping. A turd to be proud of. Opposite of a jaggy

Oh man, just did me a slippy! It was beautiful! High five?

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