1691

Everyone knows what a 69 is... if you don't.

Your on 'urban dictionary'- you know what to do =F

Anyways, a 1691 is your traditional 69 with two people watching, normally lying/standing lifelesss... just taking it all in.

Are those two guys watching that 69?! Mannn... that is such as 1691

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Half-A-Virgin

You become 'Half-A-Virgin'... or use the excuse, because you've tried VERY VERY VERY hard to remain pure. But have this one experience when a dick 'may or may not have' entered a place it wasn't supposed to.

Hence, you are 'half'. It was in there, but not long enough for it to take away your virginity.

Person K: So has anyone ever had a PIECE OF YOUR PIE?!
Person A: No. I'm Half-A-Virgin.
Person K: How is that possible?!
Person A: Maybe you should check out UrbanDictionary, to answer that question.

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