reese

A kind of candy, usually involving peanut butter. Two examples are Reese's Pieces and Reese's Peanut Butter cups.

Man, that Reese I had some time ago was GREAT! I wish I had another one right about now...

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Doonesbury

A comic so far to the left it makes Michael Moore weep.

See also The Boondocks.

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Pokey

A penguin that lives in the Arctic Circle, often accompanied by his friends Headcheese and Mr. Nutty.

Headcheese: Pokey are you drunk on love?
Pokey: Yes. Also whiskey, but mostly love...and whiskey.

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Michael Myers

A famous celebrity, best known for his work on Saturday Night Live, as well as his movies: Austin Powers, Shrek, and even The Cat in the Hat (Which wasn't very well-accepted by the media, or the public for that matter, but come on: It's Michael freakin' Myers!)

"Yeah, shagadellic, baby!" he's known for saying.

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ABB

An abbreviation for "Anybody But Bush."

"Anybody but Bush" being a term used by neo-libs, socialists, communists, and all stupid parties in the US to indicate they do not like Bush in office. In actuality, a very rediculous term, as it opens a very broad statement, suggesting that one could run the country better than Bush has. (Please see elitist for a more detailed description of these people.)

Elitist: ABB!
Me: What, like you?
Elitist: Yes!
Me: What good will you do?
Elitist: Um...

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Appeaser

A person, often a peacenik, who believes that if you give the enemy what they want, they won't do anything more.

See also: France, Howard Dean, Bill Clinton, liberal

The actions of an appeaser let Hitler take over Europe.

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F-U

Two letters in the word fun.

We put the F-U back in FUN!

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