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What idiots call the house of Segars which is honestly the best house. It is normally followed with a response such as Tillys has small willies.
Random kid: What house you in.
Me: Segars
Random Kid: Ha Segays!
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When your Spanish teacher squats sexually to write on the bottom of the whiteboard and you and your friend start laughing because your imagining him bouncing on a dick.
me: Look at Senior Davies he's squatting
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach
Someone who rounds up their dick size just for convenience. He would have a 3 inch but then round up to 4 and is basically 5 and 5 is basically 10. So he ends up with a 10 inch cock.
Kit: Josh how big is your willy
Josh: 7 inches
Everyone: Cap! He's such a generous rounder
When someone named Kit Holland acts gay around you.
Kit: Im going to finger your bum
Me: Christagay
When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.
Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake
When you eat her ass and its dirty.
Friend 1: I was eating her ass but it was full shit
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake