Quisling

During a Zombie-pocalypse a quisling is any person who has become so physiologically disturbed that he/she subconsciously convinces him or herself that they are one of the walking dead. A quisling will imitate a zombie perfectly and will attempt to feed on a normal human should it encounter one. A quisling's bite is NOT infectious. Because a quisling is not truly one of the undead, a quisling can be killed like a normal human, not just with a head shot.

"Shit dude! It bit me!"

"Don't worry about it bro, it was only a quisling. You'll be fine."

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Ironclad

Any condom made from Kevlar. The only contraceptive that is more reliable then abstinence.

"I heard you screwed Sarah last night man? Did you use protection?"

"Don't worry, I used an Ironclad. Her lower body will be numb for the rest of the week."

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Bull-Shitz

The offspring of any breed of Bulldog and a Shitzu dog.

"Awww what a cute little Bull-Shitz."

SHIThead

A student or Alumni of The South Harmon Institute of Technology (SHIT)

"So... are you saying you're a SHIThead?"

"I'm saying I'm a SHIThead."

"This KITCHEN is BITCHIN`!"

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