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A far more fearsome version of the original boogeyman, one so fierce even the original boogeyman himself fears this one. The anal-virginity boogeyman comes in the night to rob anal virginity from those who possess it. But be warned, anal sex fans, for if the boogeyman finds you have no anal virginity, he's still going to get you up the butt anyway.
Son: Mom, where'd my anal virginity go?
Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him.
Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/
70π 13π
to do an act of kindness for another
hey bro, that was mighty white of you to water my plants while i was away.
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Man, I was licking my gf's womanus and she expelled the most beautiful, aromatic womanal gas I ever smelled.
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when a women lies on her back, spreads her legs, sticks a funnel in her womanus and then a train of men comes along to ejaculate into the funnel
a day after the anal bukkake, Sayaka had to take a really large shit. but it turns out she shat nothing but 9 ounces of sperm
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A pussy destroyer is one who so profusely reams a vaginal orifice, hitting it from all the angles, that it is stretched beyond what God designed a vagina to be stretched to in his vaginal specifications, that the vagina is permanently loosened, albeit by a very small degree unless it's a large black man with a small asian girl then there can be significant irreversible damage resulted from the vaginal orifice being stretched beyond full capacity. The result is the woman must do kegels for a few years, or get vaginoplasty to restore her pussy to it's original state.
Man, Sarah used to have the tightest twat in the 'hood. Ever since Kevin got in there though she's never been able to satisfy a man. Kevin sure is a pussy destroyer.
526π 155π
someone who got butt-sodomized in prison -against their will-
Tyrone: Hey Juan, that new guy Beecher sure was easy pray. I caught him in the shower and turned out his bitch ass when he dropped the soap.
Juan: Hey homes that guy was my bitch, you owe me now dog!
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A turd charmer is one of a few highly trained members of a secret turd-charming sect that you can go to in India to deal with those stubborn turds one gets from time to time. When the turd charmer plays, the turd is animated and is summoned by the music of the flute.
It was months since I had last shat...I went to the best doctors money could buy. The doctors ran many tests on me, but finally concluded that current technology was not yet ready to handle my problem. Their analysis determined that my turd had been highly compacted under the immense pressure. It hardened to a degree it was 20x stronger than even carbon nanotubes. A general from Area 51 offered me a billion dollars if i'd let them research my turd, but I declined. Alas, there was nowhere to turd but the turd charmers of India. I was skeptical at first, but I took a place to Sri Lanka and walked through long stretches of desert until I at last came to one of the last remaining turd charmers. He made a deal--He would help me, but in return he got to keep my turd. I was reluctant at first, but i realized it was that or death. I bent over and he played his flute. I felt a rumbling from deep within my bowels, and i was terrified. My turd was animated by his amazing flute skills, it slowly emerged. The turd charmer was in a trance and did not notice the turd angrily staring at him. My turd turned it's direction towards me for a quick glance, then immediately set out into the sunset where it was never seen from or heard from again.
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