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to give someone a magic carpet ride by means of the face
dude, your girlfriend gives the best facarpetrides
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when a homeless person finds a dollar
Dude, the grossest thing happened the other day... I was out lunch with my G-ma and she gave a dollar to a homeless guy and he had a poorgasm all over her face... lets jus say it wasnt priceless... the napkins cost another two dollars
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(Person who doesnt know its a amputee club) Dude, MIssing Pieces must cost an arm and a leg!
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a easter basket filled with fetuses
WOW, this is the best day ever! I always wanted a feaster basket!
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