Gayboy: Hey man, you should stop smoking hookah a new thing called vape came out
Straight guy: nah man, only fags vape, I'm gonna stick to smoking my shisha
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A great book and movie ruined by 7th grader girls who don't know if they are straight or lesbian or they might be emo
Lesbian girl: did you see Harry Potter?
Straight girl: Stay the fuck away from me
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(dad) Michael: Jimbo!
(Punk son) Jimmy: Actually it's "jizzle"
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