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santa barbara pullout

When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.

John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.

by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019


dusty coloradan

When you date an old lady who recently had hip surgery so when you go back to her place, you can raid the medicine cabinet for her percocet.

I’m combing the nursing homes with plans for a late night Dusty Coloradan.

by DarkDan911 August 12, 2019