Snotboxing

When you sneeze while driving and then don't roll down the windows so the nasty sneeze smell just floats around the inside of the car.

Rich's sneezes smell like rancid boogers, so when he was snotboxing me I had no choice but to jump out of the moving car.

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fishpie

A nickname given to someone who uses the microwave oven of a different department on a different floor to warm up his/her lunch. The result is a witch hunt followed by deep hatred for that person for making the entire floor smell of fish.

Receptionist 1: What's that smell?

Receptionist 2: Hmmmm it smells like fish

Receptionist 1: Eurrghhhhhhh

Office worker 1: What is that smell?

Office worker 2: Someone is cooking something god awful in the microwave

Office worked 1: It must be someone cooking a fish pie.

Colleagues call the offending person fishpie from thereon in

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1447

a. A number that comes immediately after 1446.

1446, 1447, 1448...(hope that's not too hard)

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