Mud Horn

Someone's arse, as it pertains to farting

Jen ruined the mood of the date when she disrupted dinner with a 100 decibel blast from her mud horn.

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Dong Taper

A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.

Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...

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