Blorp

In 1985 I started making the sound "blorp" to emphasize the presence of an obese person.

I would pocket air in both cheeks with my mouth closed, and force a hard 'B' out of my mouth, popping my lips, at the beginning of the word, and forcing a hard 'P' at the end of the word 'blorp'.

I am unaware of any use of this word before 1985. So, I consider this, the primary definition of the word 'blorp'.

Blorp would be used when an obese person sits down, near you, walks by you, or is even just standing by you. No other words are needed. Just:

"BLORP"

Sigma

Sigma is the 18th letter of the Greek alphabet. Its value in the alphabet is equal to the value set on one who claims to be a sigma. Someone who is a sigma is near the end of the line. Less desirable. Although everyone today seems to THINK that a sigma is top tier. They are bottom of the barrel.

Alpha is the 1st letter of the Greek alphabet. Its value in the alphabet is equal to the value set on one who claims to be an alpha. Someone who is an alpha is in the beginning of the line. Most desirable.

I wish Tom would stop being a sigma. He always seeks attention and needs his ego stroked even though he isn't good at anything. I wish he were more like Jared. Jared is an alpha.