fairy tale divorce

A fairy tale divorce is something that a man and woman both might hear about from their friends, and to each the term has a fundamentally different connotation. To a male, a fairy tale divorce implies an escape from a marriage with only minor fiscal, physical, and emotional losses. To a female, a fairy tale divorce means that ex-hubbie decided that a good divorce lawyer was a luxury he could not afford.

Charlie : So Rich are how did it work out with the lawyers?

Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.

Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.

Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.

Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.

Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.

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BBW

"BBW" is an acronym that stands for "Big Beautiful Woman" that arose from the "fat acceptance" movement in the 1980's. Originally, it was intended to help obese girls accept that they did not have to live up to societies standards, and that it was "ok" to be curvy. Since it's inception the term has mutated to refer to the the self declarative - "I am a fat whore, I like to get plugged, and I have very low standards".

Rodger : So my buddy Justin answer a craigslist ad for a 25 year old BBW housewife.

Dodger : Really? How did that work out for him ?

Rodger : I don't know dude, but there are some things that you just can't unhear. The jist of it is that he got his penis lost in the folds.

Dodger : Really, can you do that ?

Rodger : Yes. Apparently you can.

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