CE

CE is an acronym for "casual encounters" a section of the popular trading website craigslist. CE represents to the rest of the world a place where sexual favors are exchanged for the lowest level of implied commitment. It is typically infested with single moms, prostitutes, transsexuals, and jailbait who are all vying with each other to trap Mr. Scumbag USA into an LTR (Long Term Relationship) with the promise of NSA (No Strings Attached) sex.

Justin : Dude my fucking sac itches and I think I got herpes on my face.

Frank : Well you shouldn't have fucked that chick from CE dude.

Justin : Yeah, I mean it was cool that she was really into anal, but I probably should have known better.

Frank : Sometimes you have to think about what you don't want before you think about what you want.

Justin : Sage advice.

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Creeplet

An individual who due to a combination of disturbing appearance and an apparant lack of social graces is preordained to become a creeper in later life.

Jean : Hey Jen check out the creeplet.

Jen : What the fuck is creeplet?

Jean : That werido over there. I mean right now -- he just looks outa place, but give him five years and beer belly, and he'll be all like creepy uncle on every girl in this bar.

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hog slam

Conceptually; a hog slam is considered to be a equivalent to a slump buster. You find a girl who is lower than you on the proverbial totem pole of life and you fuck her.

Randall : Did you fuck Bipolar Betty again ?

Gene : Totally dude. You have no idea how fucking awesome it is to hog slam that fat slut.

Randall : Brick Shithouse Betty! You've really gotta watch with the hog slammin' people might think your a chubby chaser.

Gene : No worries there Randall, I fucked your anorexic sister last night.

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orangutang bang

An "orangutang bang" is polyamorous sexual activity undertaken by a individual caucasian female and a troupe consisting of three or more negro males.

So from my room I heard someone say, "Put that big thing in my mouth". I then walked to the kitchen where I found my roommate and several of his friends along with a redhead from the swimming team ensconced. In general terms they were engaged in what could be described as a gangbang. I was invited to join however, I turned down the invitation. Later my friends termed what was occur to be not a "gangbang", but an "orangutang bang".

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oirish

"Oirish" is a term coined by amused Irish natives to describe anything associated with the tourist cult of Ireland that paints it as the land of shamrocks, blarney stones, leprechauns, and Guinness.

It can also be used to describe anyone who despite many generations in the new world and questionable Irish ancestry constantly proclaims themselves to be Irish. This can range from an innocent baseball cap with a shamrock on it to a drunken twit in a kilt idiotically greeting everyone with a faux accented "top o' the mornin' to yah laddie".

Phill : Oh look it's J. do you see that the twit brought himself a shillelagh.

Robert : Yeah I see. It's great little costume he has there you'd almost think the oirish twit was auditioning for a part on Ballykissangel.

American Tourist : Put a Shamrock in Me Guinness.

Bartender : ::Tosser::

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manhack

Derived from the video game "Half Life 2" a "manhack" is a small flying drone armed with three sharp blades that would chase the main character, Gordon Freeman, around during the early levels of the game. This term has been adapted in recent years to describe any AI or remote controlled roto-craft such as helicopter or quadrocopter that is out of human control.

::Two guys in a field::
Guy 1 : So I just got the new firmware uploaded to my co-pilot chip lets try it out.
Guy 2 : Shouldn't you test that out with the engine control unit unplugged?
Guy 1: Fuck you guy.
::1 minute later ::

Guy 1 : Ahhhh manhack!

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Captain Jack

A reference to the television show "Torchwood", a "Captain Jack" refers to a problem solving technique in which a party seduces every person between themselves and their goal.

Captain Jack Harkness: "The last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that... I woke up in bed with both of my executioners. Lovely couple, they stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners."

Lucy : I can't believe I blew my professor and only got a "B".

Darcy : Well you know he doesn't even submit the grades. It's the teaching assistant that does that, and you should probably should also have fucked the anorexic guy that sends out the reports if you really cared about your grade.

Lucy : Hey, I don't think I could stand going full "Captain Jack" just for a good E-Sci grade. It's not like it was a core class. Besides, my TA was girl and she wasn't pretty.

Darcy : Sometimes you gotta take one for team Lucy.

Lucy : True that. My main skill is that I'm a massive slut.

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