qazsdfghjkl

You’ve finally did it. You’ve come up with by far THE most creative keyboard qwerty pattern on earth. You’ve typed q a and z on the left side of the keyboard, then you’ve continued down the middle with s and created one long streak down the middle to create a long penis pattern. You’ve finished, now you can finally stop typing stupid combinations in and complete the assignment that you KNOW is due. Congratulations, now get back to work.

“I did it. I came up with the best pattern, it’s qazsdfghjkl”

gold eye

Golden eyes are one of the rarest of the hazel eye group. Golden eyes are know to define psychic abilities within that person. A dark ring around the outer circumference show increased intelligence, and heightened psychic ability. This is not to be confused with the more common amber eyes , which are yellow, and which are much more common and do not exhibit psychic ability.

I have to be careful around a gold eye so that they dont see my real feelings about them.

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German Shrapnel

When you take a shit and the crap, which is runny and chunky, hits the water and splashes up covering your ass.

"shit.... I just dropped some German Shrapnel in there!"

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