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A ring of hair surrounding a bald scalp, often found on selfish businessmen
"That one asshole guy on Shark Tank has a greed ring!"
What uneducated white rednecks like to rant about in their trailer parks while grilling meat, oftentimes surrounded by Confederate flags and posters saying "The South Will Rise Again". What they lack in teeth, they make up for in Bud Lite, guns, racism, sexism, and homophobia - all tools they hope to use to propagate Rupublican and/or Conservative belief systems so they can make the world a giant Texas, thereby legalizing the act of fucking their sisters in hay stacks.
Anarchy: "Cletus, I told you to watch out for them there Hispanistadour Alien Swamp Beasts! We don't like none a'them border-hoppin' chimichurra eatin' motherfuckers comin' round these parts! We gotsta preserve the white race!"
"Well gosh darnit Bobby Joe, that may be the most racist shit I EVER heard! YEEEEEHAAAWWW! I completely agree with ya!"
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A beautiful, often ancient immortal woman, who more than likely looks like Poison Ivy from Batman. She is a protector of forests, trees, natural resources, and animals, all of which she can probably both communicate with and understand. She hates human beings, since we've ruined a lot of the Earth.
"Oh my god! That woman has green veins going through her skin, and either her pack of hungry wolves will eat me or her venus flytraps will!!!"
"Dude, first off, she's a nature goddess. And second, it's not my fault you didn't join ASPCA."
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