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Must this one be explained? Just watch his âChange My Mindâ for a few minutes and youâve got a textbook example of a smug prick.
The result if Ajit Pai and Tucker Carlson somehow had a baby, that child was mentored by Donald Trump, and then the adult decided to mime Barack Obama as if that would make him likable.
Vivek Ramaswamy⦠more like Vivid Rampantswampy.
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Everyone points to Harry Potter. But⦠there is ONE other definition⦠me. Why?
Well, letâs observe two historical points of my lifeâ¦
1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.
2012: I was hit by a car, but⦠I survived with merely a broken shin.,
Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.
So in a way, that makes meâ¦
The Boy Who Lived.
The Boy Who Lived is at large, continuing to create a legacy.
The BEST Transformers series ever. Hooks you in within minutes and causes you to binge it for days. Not only a has beautiful story, but legendary characters such as: Waspinator, Dinobot, Rhinox, Tigatron, Blackarachnia, and Silverbolt. Seriously, go out and watch this series before you die.
Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Beast Wars.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.
Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?
Person 2: Yes, but even better.
Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.
Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.
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A sexual act in which a woman holds a man by the throat while having rough sex with him or pegging him, while proclaiming "You will never be as strong as Darth Vader."
Last night I told her to do whatever she liked. So she did the Rey Skywalker on me and I was left speechless and exhausted.
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It would be easier to list out what he HASNâT lied about⦠wait, thatâs pretty much nothing, so no, it would be EVEN HARDER to find.
George Santos⦠if thatâs even his real name.
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