Moshing

A form of expression that has been obscured by the media and pussified by society. True moshing is a release of all your anger and hate. Basically you beat the shit out of each other. However "hardcore" and "emo" people have managed to make moshing look like pussy shit to all those who dont know the truth. They just push each other. What the fuck is that shit.

True Metalhead to other true metalheads: Lets fuck shit up!!*chaos ensues*
Emo fag: Hey guys lets listen to Hawthorne Heights and push each other
Other emo fag: oh you mean moshing?
First emo fag: yea!
*true metalheads come and WREAK THEIR SHIT!*

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Emo

Puberty-ridden attention-starved teenagers. They call themselves non-conformists, yet all they do is follow trends. They cry alot and act like pussies (due to further attention deprivation) whenever in public. When not in public, they spend their time taking pictures of themselves in mirrors looking like bitches. Nobody really wants to see that anyway. They all wear tight clothes and excessive amounts of makeup (boys and girls) and write droll and mundane poems about their "horrible" life. You know, the life in which they have food, shelter, and rich parents that love them. That life. Pretty horrible, eh? I personally feel a strong urge to drop-kick them on sight due to the unbearable amount of faggotry they expell.

Emo: I hate my life! I think ill go cut myself so everyone will feel bad for me and ill get attention!
Emo's Parents: But son, all we did was buy you a car!

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