Jump Through Your Asshole

1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph

Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.

White Glover

A lackey paid to jerk off thoroughbred horses in order to keep them calm before a big race.

I went to the winner's circle to congratulate the entire team behind the victorious horse, but was careful not to shake hands with the white glover.

neuromuggle

A neurotypical person, who must navigate life in a mundane fashion due to lacking the often wizard-like mental powers of a neurodivergent aspie.

Sheldon Cooper never can resist hitting the neuromuggles with a "Bazinga!" when his unique wit and perspective on things ends up befuddling them.

Rollin’ on the Hot One

The act of starting or engaging in a much-anticipated activity.

Hey, we missed the last train to Timbuktu, but we can road trip there instead! Let’s get rollin’ on the hot one!

jildo

1. A dildo coated in jism.
2. A derogatory reference to someone, likening them to 1.

Dude’s a real jildo, man.