Jewtopia

A fictional realm wherein jews can actually play basketball.

When we die, we all go to Jewtopia for like 2 days and get pwned by 6'8'' guys named Goldberg.

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Navy Seals

1) Navy Special Forces (Sea, Air and Land - SEAL) who are generally considered one of the best special forces units around.

2) A war chant uttered by an individual who is about to commit a very brave, yet foolish, action.

1) My brother is in the Navy Seals.

2) Mike screamed "NAVY SEALS!" before running out of cover into a swarm of enemies.

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raynear._.1

A cool tik toker who cosplays, they look nice. Hope to meet them some day :)

Raynear._.1

Skeet Fish

An aquatic creature composed entirely of the male ejaculant.

A pool of male ejaculant in the shape of a jesus fish.

Mom! Dad! I just caught a skeet fish!

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Stoned Koala

A koala of moderate size that frequently smokes bamboo blunts.

Dude, that Stoned Koala deboed my finest greens!

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Flying Goat

A goat with wings that can fly at great speeds thanks to rocket propulsion from its anus.

ZOMG! That flying goat peed on my lollerskates

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