Touching Cloth

When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!

"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."

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drew mud

Farting forcefully with tremendous gusto and lashings of self confidence only to follow through with an unexpected aqueous emission.

"Have you got a spare pair of shorts I could borrow...only I think I drew mud with that one"

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parking your lunch

When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.

"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"

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