dap and dip

Making a brief appearance at a party or social function for political purposes.

Involves giving "dap" (fist-pound greeting) to the host and other notables, then "dipping" (leaving) shortly thereafter. Sometimes used to describe an event that is not enjoyable and would not be worth attending were it not for the political motive.

Matt: Are we going to Jon's party?

Darryl: Yeah, but I don't want to stay long, so let's make it a dap and dip.

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wig handler

The female analog of a weed carrier. A lesser and often disposable assistant to a female or member of her entourage.

Nicole Richie made a decent living as Paris Hilton's wig handler on the Simple Life.

Destiny's Child are glorified wig handlers for Beyonce.

jimp

an acronym for "Jizz In My Pants", that is used in speech as a verb.

1) to react with extreme excitement, usually as a result of sexual, sensory or emotional pleasure.

2) to prematurely ejaculate.

Seeing LeBron's dunk the other night almost made me jimp.

When she ran her fingers up my leg, I literally jimped.

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