white gold

Slang term refering to sperm that is sold to a sperm bank.

I went down to the sperm bank, but got kicked out when I asked the nurse if she could give me some help mining for white gold.

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dickslap

see danza

Tony Danza reinvented the dickslap.

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viagrafied

When a wang becomes erect.

I became viagrafied at the site of Kevin's sister.

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P I

Private Investigator

Magnum PI was Tom Selleck's greatest triumph.

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Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

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break the seal

To take a girl's virginity.

It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.

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Tawni(myself)

That chick I boned the other night.

Rember that time I boned Tawni?
Niether did I until I got the pictures developed.

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