Dicks on rice

Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.

After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”

Shmeeg

Shmeeg; (verb) - To take it all

You: “Man, i wish i knew more slang words”
Me: “You just have to shmeeg the world by surprise”