Masturbatics

The art of acrobatically masturbating.

Any chump can swing from a trapeze. However, it takes true skill to do so while simultaneously beating your meat, in an astounding feat of masturbatics.

Kikelist

A Jewish cyclist.

Jeff: "Wow, did you just see that kikelist ride by us."

Kevin: "Yeah, he almost looked like Lance Armstrong, except that his nose was even bigger."