Grundel

1. (n.) The area of skin between the anus and the genitalia in either sex (see also 'taint)
2. (v.) A complex variation of "mooning" in which one applies the flesh of one's bare buttocks (usually the hairier buttocks of the male) directly to the face of the victim, especially when the victim is seated on the floor and distracted. To apply one's buttocks to the back of the NECK of someone seated on the floor is known as a "reverse Grundel."

I was sittin' on the floor playing "Fight Night Round 3" when Jeff Richard came in and gave me a reverse Grundel! I had to scrub the back of my neck!

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astronaut

One who insists on driving despite being too high to walk.

"Dominick says he can drive to McDonald's, but I just saw that astronaut motherfucka take a BIG-ASS bing hit!"

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rodshark

a girl who drags her teeth on the penis during oral sex

"Ouch! Dang, baby! Watch the teeth! You're a real rodshark!"

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Chinatown handjob

(n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.

Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.

You only asked $200.00 for your big screen HDTV? Man, did THAT guy get a Chinatown handjob!

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sackabush

asshole, loser, dumbass--One who displays a high level of idiocy or stupidity, especially in interpersonal matters.

Tood smoked my last joint. That fuckin' sackabush.

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