Food Nazi

A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).

Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!

Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!

Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!

Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!

Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!

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Stuffinme

Stephanie McMahon, referring to her weight gain over the years

Hey look at Stuffinme's fat thighs!

birfer

A nutjob conspiracy theorist who believes President Barack Obama was not born in the United States.

Dude 1: "The birfers are so desperate to prove that Obama wasn't born American that they resort to forging birth certificates."

Dude 2: "Yeah. Birfers are non-stop comedy."

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