Park Dump

When having to take a dump at a strange place, particularly Disneyland

In such a hurry to get to Disneyland early in the morning, had to take a park dump

Smashterbating

As used in "Deadpool and Wolverine"

When using 2 Hulk-Hand toys together to ravish ones penis.

I'm sorry you caught me Smashterbating in the lobby.