Panfeeding

The act of cooking and eating at the same time.

“I usually end up panfeeding my breakfast to save time, if my kid asks for more pancakes.”

Bungtrooper

Someone who is going around all day trying not to use the washroom, because they are unwilling to use public facilities.

Allanah's being a bungtrooper because Frieda left a bomb in the ladies room.

Green Pillow

A big joint that knocks your ass out.

“I blazed a Green Pillow and I was in bed by eight!”

Delax

The opposite of relax. To stress over, or become distressed.

“I tend to delax around clowns.”