Spudwukker

A person who frequents music festivals or concerts and does a lot of Molly, acid, ketamine, and whippets.

Be careful around that Spudwukker he’s unpredictable.

Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.