"Tungsten Arm" O'Doyle

Referencing a twitter joke, a "Tungsten Arm" O'Doyle (or just "Tungsten" for short) is when the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim manage to lose a game despite historically dominant performances from star players Shohei Ohtani and Mike Trout.

Fan 1: "Did you hear Ohtani got 2 home runs and 10 strike outs last night? And Trout hit a cycle!"

Fan 2: "Yeah, but the Halos still manaed another "Tungsten Arm" O'Doyle..."

chocolate dinosaur

A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK

"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."

"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."

Dick Mountain

Nickname for professional baseball pitcher Rich Hill.

"We got Dick Mountain starting tomorrow... and he's been great." -Max Muncy