flonkerton

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

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ytijhkl

the random assortment of cheap dollar bin toys your boyfriend buys at the drug store when you give him a small spending limit.

"I give you only $5.35 and you still manage to come back with a a bag of army men, a container of FLARP!, and a rainbow slinky? That's some goooood ytijhkl."

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