The Bryson is a rather rare species. A narrow, long head creature that contains a larger than usual penis that it uses to destroy hood boogers. The Bryson doesnât have a high level of intellect as it canât tell between the offensive and defensive side of the ball. The species is also broke.
OMG Honey! Those moves in the bedroom you used were hitting the spot. Where did you learn that?
Oh honey, just The Bryson DVD I downloaded.
Just a typical uneducated grease monkey that the Army found laying around. Bryson normally sticks his Jimmy and anything that walks just to get a quick nut and an iced coffee.
âJohnny, whatever you do; donât be like your buddy Brysonâ