silly pumps

The thrusting motions a man makes just for effect after he has ejactulated

I took that girl home from the bar last night but I wasn't drunk enough and I came in about 2 minutes. I tried to give her some silly pumps but she wasn't buying it.

Heywood

Cocaine

Is Jenny in the bathroom with Heywood?

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T-Mec

Tracy McGrady's expiring contract

It's too bad the Knicks' GM isn't Isiah Thomas. That moron would definitely take T-Mec off our hands.

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Unk

What would be a dunk - if not for the fact that the rim rejected the attempt

Did you see Tracy McGrady's unk the other night? That dude needs to open up a window on the 10th floor of the Toyota Center and then jump out.

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Hip Deep

The act of putting your dick so far inside a chick that you break your pelvis with your hip

I saw Rachel at the X-Mas party by herself. I invited her to my hotel room and I was hip deep 5 minutes later.

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