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A mulletectomy is the surgical removal of the unsightly and ghastly mullet or mulletus extremus hideous. This procedure is normally performed as an emergency procedure, when the patient is suffering from acute nineteen eighticitis. It is now recognized that many cases will resolve when the patient is shown a picture of John Stamos in his Full House days. In some cases, however, extreme measures must be used, with the patient taunted for looking like a butch lesbian.
Bret Michaels just had an appendectomy but what he really needs is a mulletectomy.
He was going for a punk look but ended up with a mullet instead. Now he has been scheduled for an emergency mulletectomy at Johns Hopkins.
In her endeavour to look like her favourite cartoon character, She-Man, she opted for the mullet. But then she ended up looking like Ellen DeGeneres' love slave and had to have a mulletectomy.
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1. Jessica Simpson
2. What Tiger Woods wishes his wife was.
3. A hot tasty biaatch who is insatiable in the sack.
CNN: It has been clarified by scientists that the massive fireball reported in the midwestern sky was just Jessica Simpson on a manhunt. She emitted almost radioactive levels of sexual napalm.
Dude 1: "Dude, I've been working out at the gym, taking Viagra, eating right; you know, like eating my veggies and stuff. But I still can't keep up with her.
Dude 2: "Dude, she must be like what you call sexual napalm!"
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm like gonna give her Tiger Woods' number"
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Abbreviated WME;
1. A volcano, specifically the Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland.
2. Jessica Simpson
Dude 1: "Dude, did you like read about the Eyjafjallajokull volcano that erupted in Iceland?"
Dude 2: D-oh! Huh?
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Dude, are you like calling me names and stuff?"
Dude 1: "No dude. It's like a totally massive, totally rad, and like totally awesome weapon of mass eruption in Iceland"
Dude 2: "Volcano? Weapon of mass eruption? Iceland? Dude! Like my head totally hurts"
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Well, Eyjafjallajokull you too dude!"
That Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm you know. She's a real life weapon of mass eruption!
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