Verb: to allegedly ejaculate into popcorn, as an erotic act
My girlfriend is a vegetarian so I Robin Vossed the popcorn to add some extra protein
A Robjob is the act of receiving an erotic enema using craft beer.
1: "Hey, Beauford! Bring me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug."
2: "Can't go wrong with a Robjob to start the day! Want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Perfect, thanks!"