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When a woman is "sick" and throws herself around the house like a rag doll to show her man how sick she is to escape other life responsibilities, especially chores and cooking.
Guy 1: Man, my girl's been flopping around the house, leaving her crap everywhere and telling me she's so sick that she shouldn't clean, do dishes, or help clean the house.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of womanigitis to me.
The act of blowing semen received in one's ass pursuant to anal sex on the other person's face in a show of disgust with the overall pleasure received from the act. Can be distributed with a fart or shit, and is best done when the other person is least expecting it.
My boyfriend wanted to try anal for the first time, but I couldn't get off because of his pin dick, so I gave him an ass bukkake. He's in the shower right now, but he won't come out clean.
The act of releasing about a gallon of pent up urine in such a manner that somehow it ends up on the floor, the urinal or stall walls and maybe the ceiling after you run criss crossing your legs the whole way doubled over in agony. Usually results from driving a long distance to work or a bad traffic jam. Pisssplosions have been known to coat a bathroom floor with 1/4" or more of urine.
Boss: Why weren't you at your desk on time? The cameras showed you arriving to work a bit early and running into the building.
Employee: Sorry, boss, I had a pisssplosion after I say through a wicked traffic jam and three cups of coffee. You might want to send a janitor to the bathroom with a dry mop and an empty bucket.