Upside Down Pineapple

The dedinition that references swingers would be true if it read, "People who aren't swingers, think swingers do this..." before giving any details. It's a myth made up by non-swingers. Swingers do not use pineapples, pink flamingos, black wedding bands, etc. This is silly. If someone "knows the code" there would be no reason to use one. If they don't, the act is futile. Swingers hook up through online sites, clubs, parties, or simply by saying, "Wanna fuck?" Same as anyone else. I have never met a swinger who employs this. In fact, most lifestylers have never heard of it.

Person A: Did you hear about how swingers use upside down pineapples?

Person B: I am a swinger and I have no clue what you are talking about.

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