Double French

When you’re about to blow your Baby Gravy, pull out, and finish in her mouth. Then quickly take one of those shitty French Vanilla Creamers you get at Shari’s, IHOP & shit, and poor it in her mouth, and on her face. Begin French Kissing. That is the Double French

Fagbag #1 “Hey, bro. I’m gonna take my girl to Shari’s, so that we can have dinner, and I can take some French Vanilla coffee creamer.”

Fagbag #2 “Why would you take coffee creamer from Shari’s?”

Fagbag #1 “So that we can do the Double French!”

Pokémon Go

A mobile phone game that died harder than Harambe.

"Wanna go out, and play Pokémon Go?"
"Nah, breh, that game died harder than Harambe."

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