A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.
Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.
When you puor vodka into your partners bum, shake them, and serve it in a martini glass.....dirty
Did yoh see how fucked up Rob was at that party?
Tina must have served him a dirty vodka