Petty

As in “Mike” a cold ass red headed white dude from Chicago who has a southern twist on it from living in the South and gettin alllll the ladies!

Guy 1: “who’s that ginga dude.”
Guy 2: “man! You ain’t know? That’s that Mike Petty!”

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Mike Petty Ready

When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.

Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”

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