Fuckboy

A young man or a man in his mid 30’s whom religiously plays video games, usually First Person Shooters, with a mix of Assassins Creed or retro gaming. Often but not always fuckboys masterbate or have sex continuously as to purge out the build up of their joystick and screen maneuvering. Fuckboys often but not always bop their heads to reflective rap music. Not always but some fuckboys have a particular blanket they carry around the house as if a character from the peanuts. Fuckboys at there true state of responsibility and manhood organize there homes and keep there messes tight nit and tidy. While fuck boys are a plague on normality, if they are faithfully in love with there gfs they will put the controller down and adhere to her needs. The fuckiest of the fuckboys play madden and tend to hurt innocent girls, the greatest of fuckboys don’t cheat and are the best in bed and around the house, so long his spouse respects his console needs and equipment.

“Bitch did you meet him at GameStop?” “Yep” “Does he constantly eat pizza” “yeah bitch” “hmmmm, does he listen way too closely to rap lyrics?” “Uhhh yeah bitch, why???” “Cause you have yourself a fuckboy, and no disrespect bitch but fuck boys can fuck!” “Uhh, You just gotta get a second controller and find a title you both like.”